GWB bumper stickers.

I got these bumper stickers a while ago from somewhere. i have sent it to some people through email but just thought to put it here too. they are funny and they will surely make you laugh. guaranteed.

so here we go:

1/20/09: End of an Error

That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

Let’s Fix Democracy in This Country First

If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our President

Of Course It Hurts: You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant

Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

Impeachment: It’s Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore

America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

They Call Him “W” So He Can Spell It

Whose God Do You Kill For?

Cheney/Satan ’08

Jail to the Chief

No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ?

Bush: God’s Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

Bad President! No Banana.

We Need a President Who’s Fluent In At Least One Language

We’re Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

Is It Vietnam Yet?

Bush Doesn’t Care About White People, Either

Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

Impeach Cheney First

Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

Pray For Impeachment

The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

What Part of “Bush Lied” Don’t You Understand?

One Nation Under Clod

2004: Embarrassed

2005: Horrified

2006: Terrified

Bush Never Exhaled

At Least Nixon Resigned

Are We Kinder and Gentler Yet?

testament

I did not know the origin of “testament” and “testimony”. now I know.

In the Roman days the men would hold on to their testicles while they were sworn in to  an office or something.

Imagine the people doing it today. and what is even more amazing is how the testicles were replaced with holy books.

What a Butt!!

this guy was caught having multiple wives at the same time.when he received child support bills. he had told her that he had never married.

nothing new, right? especially in this society where it is often considered the birthright of every male. most would like to exercise it to keep spreading God’s word: “populate the earth”.

yet it is a crime to be married to more than one women at one time in the United States.

Oh, did I add this guy used to campaign against cigarrettes to children by impersonating a cigarrette butt.

no one will save his butt now.